QUIZ 

(NOTE: This quiz is for Quake and Q2 therefore weapons

and other differences may vary, and may not be accounted for.)

 

1.  Upon entering a Death Match (DM) level do you,

    a) Start shooting your phaser or shotgun at random

while running around the level saying  "I am the devil Satan!!!"

    b) Look for weapons, ammo and defensive accessories,

(i.e. Armor, Pentagram Protection, Invulnerability, Ring of Shadows.)

    c) Find only the most powerful weapons (i.e. Thunder Bolt or BFG)

and Quad Damage so you can Really kill those bastards!

   d) Wait for another player to come along and chop him with your axe

or shoot him with your shotgun or phaser.

 

2.  When you are familiar with the DM arena that you are playing do you,

    a) Start shooting your phaser or shotgun at random

while running around the level saying  "I am the devil Satan!!!"

   b) Obtain all the weapons, ammo and defences, while disposing of a couple of

players then head for the secrets and Quad Damage.

    c) Retrieve sufficient equipment to jump down onto your opponent

while filling him/her with lead, projectiles, shrapnel, fire, plasma or other.

    d) Camp-Out near a good source of weapons and attack from your sniper position.

 

3.  When playing a map you are unfamiliar with do you,

    a) Start shooting your phaser or shotgun at random

while running around the level saying  "I am the devil Satan!!!"

    b) Find sufficient defences (including weapons) to follow another player

around while being able to ward off any predators.

    c) Pick up the heavy weapons and attack anything that moves.

    d) Find a weapon and crawl into a sort-of-hidden spot and wait for the next guy to pass.

 

4.   When attacking an opponent do you,

    a) Start shooting your phaser or shotgun at random

while running around the level saying  "I am the devil Satan!!!"

     b) Use the appropriate weapon, i.e. rocket launcher for medium to far,

nail gun for close in, grenades around a corner or over walls.

    c) Ram his ass with rockets or BFG the little bugger.

    d) Turn around and run away unless you have not been spotted in your little alcove.

 

5.    Upon hearing/seeing/feeling shots being fired at you, do you,

    a) Start shooting your phaser or shotgun at random

while fleeing and saying  "YOU ARE the devil Satan!!!"

   b) Weave and jump while turning around and returning fire.

   c)  Turn and face, pull out your rocket launcher and charge!

   d)  Run like hell hoping you won't get your ass nuked.

 

6.   In a DM level you spend most of your time,

    a) Shooting your phaser or shotgun at random while running

around the level saying  "I am the devil Satan!!!"

   b)  Replenishing weapon supplies and attacking enemies when

you spot them.

   c)  Hunting and tracking your prey, then when you find them

you blow them up into tiny little bits of gibs and hack up what is left.

    d)   Camping! 

 

7.  When playing capture the flag co-operatively with a friend, do you,

   a) Shoot your phaser or shotgun at random while running

around the level saying  "We are the devil Satan!!!"

    b) Capture the flag often, defend your base, and help your friend

take the flag back to your base while covering his back.

    c)  Gib all opposing players, try to gib your friend with the rocket launcher

even though it does nothing, and (when you have no chance in hell to get the

flag yourself  'cause you have ten health) stay near your friend with the flag

and get points for "Showing him how to get back to your base."

    d)  Find your favorite weapon and elevated position and start a nice little

camp fire to roast marshmallows, 'cause your going to be there until either the

frag/time limit is hit, your friend finds you, or some lucky bot happens upon you.

 

8.    After being fragged do you,

    a) Shoot your phaser or shotgun at random while running

around the level saying  "I'm back and more devilish than ever!!!"

     b) Regain your weapons, ammo, armor, and start over

again as if nothing happened.

    c)  Pick up the heaviest weapon in the level and get your revenge on that

S.-O.-B. by nuking his ass.

    d)   Head back to the same old hiding spot and say to yourself,

"They won't ever think I'll be here" after they killed you in that spot for the tenth time.

 

9.   After gibbing someone do you,

    a) Shoot your phaser or shotgun at random while parading

around the level saying  "Damn you must suck, that was with

my (Satan's) shotgun and/or phaser"

    b)  Get his backpack (and/or weapon) and say "That one there

was left handed!  That was the axe!  Left handed!"

    c)  Keep shooting at their limp gibs and say, "Did you see how far

he flew?!?"

    d)   Grab their pack and duck for cover while yelling, "WOW!

I finally did it!  Either that was one lucky grenade aimed nowhere,

or I'm getting better."

 

10.   Upon spotting others 'quarrel' do you,

    a) Shoot your phaser or shotgun at random while running

around the level saying  "We are the devil Satan!!!"

    b)  Pick off each one individually with grace and style.

    c)  Toss a few grenades, launch a couple of rockets and yell,

"Fire in the hole."  Then shoot them a couple more times

just to make sure their really very dead.

    d)   Hope they don't see you in your little dugout.

 

11.  When playing a friend who has never killed you (and is not

likely to do so in the near future) do you,

    a) Shoot your phaser or shotgun at random while running

around the level saying  "We are the devil Satan!!!"

   b)  Play him like a tool (tool not fool) , by attacking him

with your axe while following behind him around the level.

   c)  Lay down the law by making him eat rockets and other things

that can't fit up his ass.

   d)  Camp out!

 

Now, that is the end of the quiz and assessment section.

Please rank your answers ( a), b), c), or d) )

in order of most  to least frequently answered letter,

and continue to the RESULTS PAGE.

 

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