Welcome to the best Crap site on the net.

Don't be fooled by the other Crap pages.


To us Crap is not only a word,

but a science and an art in which we manipulate words that

should not mean very much. 

Then we expand on the so-called B.S.  

to make it sound melodic

and harmonic at the same time.

In this way we create a chemical reaction inside

the brain, changing its molecular structure

into a morphodically controlled tolygraphonic

sub-scale, remotely piloted, thrust vectoring